#unix - the official dick channel makes me wonder.. why don't they put "centerfolds" on computer magazines, like a huge rs6k-cluster.. that would be something to drool at. mpriest: "100 ways to get rid of your mouse" :) yep, and put them on get.a.clue ;> solution for a mouse prob: cat :) cat /dev/mouse didn't help :) my condom vendor has gone 3 years without a remote hole in the default sex! -!- Blejd [-Blade@217.96.58.98] has joined #unix -!- Blejd [-Blade@217.96.58.98] has left #unix [Blejd] -!- Blejd [-Blade@217.96.58.98] has joined #unix -!- Blejd [-Blade@217.96.58.98] has left #unix [Blejd] hm -!- mode/#UNIX [+b Blejd!*@*] by duck -!- mode/#UNIX [+b *!*Blade@*] by Disciple ALL YOUR BASEMEMORY ARE BELONG TO HIMEM.SYS SOMEONE SET US UP THE BIOS FOR GREAT FREEMEM i'm glad i don't have a the net provider that this box has these morons can't keep the net up somoeone lost their *ix router *** Signoff: [shamz] [Ping timeout] pthreads generally are quite unnice to program ``unnice'' wow s/unnice/fscking crappy/ now we know, why the plural of unix is unnices. is there any jed expert? dap: well, no IPv6 IOS production image yet :) but i changes Hardware and upgraded to FBSD 4.1.1 (or so) on the old hardware .. so... more or less, active again, yes eeepee vee six epv6? eyepee? so-called eye-pee protocol keeps the internet running no wonder the net is full of perverts YP/NIS why-penis? ;) how about "tea see pee" ? yep, "why-penis?" is the standard questions of all Computer-Geeks? or, "tease-pee" ...how the hell you came up with those ideas?-) pp, didn't I give you that link months ago? :P disc: maybe i was ignoring it successfully :P pp I guess that also means you ignored the other url I gave you to that site which distributed free streaming pr0n, horny bisexual pizza delivery girls and weed disc? gimme gimme gimme :) coz my disk crashed and I don't have any backups... :) ...I want /dev/crap into my box :) liki: you want crap in your box? 1) open case 2) pants down 3) position ass above case 4) start crapping i'm the king of bongo [..] /dev/hdc1 56G 7.9G 45G 15% /export/mp3 I want to be able to freely fart and enjoy the smell (can't do that on the train/bus) fucking lame kiddies a flamethrower and a bunch of guerillia moslems for every dumb idiot child out there ok.. now let's all play russian roulette. 'vi /etc/passwd', press , then clean your keyboard, :wq, reboot.. Hm, 1,4 million lines as a result of wc -l in the logsdirectory i wonder what im going to do with that [..] i was thinking more like printing it and place all the papers on the wall of some large building and claim that it's a political statement, then id be recognized as an artist and get lotsa red wine and have massive analsex with strange selfstarved women who reads kafka zin you have more ganja than I initially suspected but really now guys, how hard can it be to recognized as an artist? All you have to do is to make somthing so stuid no other sane person would even contemplate doing, and wham, there you go, artsy groupies who drinks tea at strange coffeshops (note, they wear berreys) whilst discussing feminism and how it relates to their parents relationship. Then you get hooked on wine. So you just get all these tickets to icky artshows where all these other dopefiend-artists who make a living by splattering paint on canvases can get blowjobs by heroin addicts. I hate artists :-) the absence of thoughts aren't so important if you haven't any brain *** bounce has buzzword confuseritis If i suddenly turned into a woman i'd quit my job and just feel my boobs all day ircnet sucks Signoff: [ja] [Killed (ircd.webbernet.net (ja[*.nl.uu.net] != *.stealth.net[@206.252.192. there you got the bill, ja now I got fucked by the irc server Signoff: [ja-] [Killed (ircd.webbernet.net (ja-[*.nl.uu.net] != *.stealth.net[@206.252.192.6]))] Server [ircd.webbernet.net] has rejected you (probably due to a nick collision) and it makes me feel like the kid in wargames playing on mainframes ;) AH AH BH BH BH AL AL BL BL ! sopel, are you all right? :) looks like x86 registers :) zomby; exactly. i spit out registers in peak extasy. hm.. google put me to yahoo.com for the search string: 'show me something interesting and funny' ... and yahoo.com is boring and not funny at all :[ never trust search engines ... I have problems with ftpd e telnetd well, what are they? Jacke: 2 deamons * token fucks #unix up the arse token: ah thanx * dr desperately waited for that to happen * token loox at dr * dr looks at token * cesium looks at dr and token *** cesium has been kicked off channel #unix by token (he who looketh my face shall decease) i play my keyboard like the synth unix programming is no longer a myth i break the legs of evil niggaz together with my block brothaz ern; join in. with some VAX lyrics. ja0 ja0, I crack those bastards with my 70kg vax i wield my ak47 as a tcp wrapper, Smash their heads like a fish under a tank, y0, I use nuclear power to power my vax 'cause i'm the l33t sopel rapper the niggahs who use IA32 is fucked with a telephone pole, len. The l0c0 VAX is booting y3ah and but the quorum disk get locked up s0 1 g0 down town and kill some niggahs so my homies give me respeeeect And when a mothafuckin dos Punk is coming on my street with a 8 bit adressing and 640k of RAM I hit him in his head with a VAX manual kit.. You step into a water trap. Your greasy hair (+2, +2) washes and loses it's armour abilities :-) so it seems that this device has a clue-barrier you need to master.. those ergo-kbd's and mice are only a short fashion - once evolution has solved the problem by modifying the design of the human wrist, they get obsolete ;) welcome back to the freak adolescent zombie show, kakkola Shit! irc-logfile has grown to 18mb zin: rotate irclogs :) rotate irclogs? Blasphemy, thats the only virtual penis i have :-) i'm tired of my 'ordered' life. i need chaos. give me ideas. sopel: get guns, shoot people, flee think think nah, that's a short-term solution. how to generate 'good' chaos.. zomby; i want *ETERNAL CHAOS* difficult! :) try getting nuclear launch codes zomby; that would give eternal silence. not chaos. sopel: that's not easy, my Y2K bug story was a flop too :)))) ok, but if the game concept is patented, the name of the game doesn't protect me, right? perhaps you could contact people who make ports of famous games such as Linus Torvalds "If at first you don't succeed, skydivin' isn't for you" Signoff: dr`Kano (I'm using AcidScript© 3.0 The Ultimate Version by {[Ac|d]} get it at http:) [..] *** dr`Kano has been kicked off channel #unix by jaakko (I'm using xterm copypaste the ultimate version get from ftp.xfree86.org) erik: why not %USE-GNU-TOOLS ??$ %GNU-IS-BAD-STUFF-AND-SHOULD-BE-FILTERED-IN-ROUTERS help mee!!! i have lost my master's thesis on finnish history it was on a diskette and people at the math department told me to format the disk to realign the magnetic particles eph: psst: token is mr. gates ! poor eph :) token: bill gates is welcome on #unix too you know :) eph: sorry, my visual kick assistant goofed token , your glasses are ugly do-care, you must cast remove curse before you can shutdown your unix machine. jaakkos: you need to be at least a level 10 priest to do that more than once a day (; or have an Holy Amulet of Operator(+1) Holy Amulet of BOFH(+666) :)) Hehe... It lets you disconnect n number of macines n times ;-) or sacrifice quota to the bofh, so that he would become pleased and cast the remove curse :-) antifuchs> duck: I have a Lart (Holy Avenger) (+15,+15) (+4 to +Bastardy) (: KalleAnka has been kicked off channel #unix by devstderr (english only) Hgr_ has been kicked off channel #unix by devstderr (same as below) devstderr: above.. above. hehe. sorry :) * ArcAngel slept in a teletubbies bed last night teletubbies are dangerous. they caus repetetive strain injury to the brain. hehe :) arc: i prefer to 'sleep' on my gf than on the teletubbies I don't see the difference. My girlfriend is soft and cuddly too and she also likes to do it over and over again. noffa: no problem, at least you don't shoud or anything :) But consider it as a priviledge that anyone answers you at all here, i'm very nice today, usually asking questions gets kicked on sight. #unix is a bunch of arrogant luser-geeks only talking about sex and so Everyone has a dark secrets... some ppl are killers, some ppl are homo.. I use mac hmm, Linus Torvalds has a daughter? Teggy: nope, just a adopted penguin.. ;) Grotto: no no ... i am here in my bed with the vt320 joerch looks nice, but _very_ strange sendmail is male of course, otherwise it would be sendfemail :) well, i nuked him after he said in public " who nuked me this time " hmm, i could download linsuxx binaries, but who wants linsuxx binaries?:) God used fork() to create Eve. * inof has reached EOF (End Of Frühstück [breakfast]). don't forget to close open descriptors now [wash the dishes] :) :-] *sigh*... Why isn't it as easy as in Unix? You just do exit(), and all descriptors are closed automatically. ;) arka.mtl.pl is relay for lviv.ua, and lviv has no net (damage power supply at satelit transmitter) 3000 mails deffered. heh. Heh, those russians are asking me if I have transistors for their satelite. ;') mcl: send them a screwdriver and some packets of screws as well, for their floating junk called mir *** Topic for #unix is Before asking ANY question, tell us the size of your dick. Hello, can anyone help me to de-tar a file? Gusti, Mister Man Pages can. tar xvf filename.tar Mishania: Thank you so much for the help, you are a sweetheart :-) mishania: what have happend? you are too friendly, are you really mishania? we're the unix elite, we talk about high end problems. we are using unix for dozens of years and know anything about it. we don't deal with beginners. we are the internet's best, last and only answer to unix security. k knows unix for 400 years and built kernighan's pdp with his own hands and ritchie once peed into tokens garden. k has sex with dr. marshall kirk mckusick on a regular basis. ;-) eric allman is already jealous because of that. token has wallpaper with printed sendmail code and prefers being a toilet cleaner at berkeley instead of attending any other university token also has some bsd daemon tattoos on delicate places that no girl has seen before :) we update our kernel with uudecode | gzip -d > /vmunix. k has a couple of bsd daemon plushies he takes into bed, if kirk is unavailable. I have a question for you: i need to load in /etc/named the netscape cache. Where can i get that cache???? moin girls suck most people won't join #unix if girls would really suck canabis- yeah.. if your ISP offers shell accounts, you can just telnet in... or get a shell account at any other ISP... and telnet comes with windows 95... i don't have talent i think :))) maybe you shouldn't try then... you'll screw something up... i dont have TALENT where can I obtain a copy of talent? you'll need to buy a book, "Creativity for dummies...", if you want to get talent. The UNIX Guru's View of Sex: ---------------------------------------------- # unzip ; strip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more ; yes ; umount ; sleep anybody know what solaris calls its kernel? Santa: look into the root dir and look for the biggest file, or look into /stand biggest file? "Huh, my kernel is called ``core''" :-) phantomas- since all my dedicated lusers change their arp info depending on what portmaster they dial in, i have no fucking way to do that... zuez- don't fuck with school work :) it will fuck you back later :) blablabla fuck! bla fucking blabla... blablablabla fuck blala!!

logix- yeah... i'm very stressed... You're right, logix, he does fucking swear a fucking lot, doesn't he? logix- so you'll have to excuse the fucking language :)) yu: fuck stress, it just fucks you up and your whole fucking life fuck it soren: fuck, yes! logix- how fuckign right you are :) * Soren doubts there are very many fucking kiddies interested in unix... soren- even if there are -- fuck 'em :) *** token changes topic for #Unix to Who do you want to fuck today? Not my style, man... what the fuck? [netsplit] fuckin' eh? soren- they should ask their fucking moms to keep them away from fucking irc with fucking obscenities :) Okay, we've gone off the fucking deep end with all this fucking shit. For EVERYONE!, I found a spammer asshole, and the lamer has not protected his computer at all plzz.. toast the sucker: challenge.cistia.es He has NFS _open_ NetBeui rexec.. and he sends spam! :-> Phantomas: oops. remembers me, of the deletion of /etc/passwd and no copy exisiting ... thy sysadmin who did it, remembered of a "want to be" hacker on the system: this user had an copy of the passwd, so a simple cp did it... mcl: my blonde hair lays about my big tits Newbie: O'Reilly Associates (sp?) prints good books...XXX in a nutshell Anybody knows major/minor for /dev/beer? I need to create one. Shops closed. :( Try to grep /dev/MAKEDEV :-) *** token (~token@altair.mayn.de) has joined channel #unix inof, 'beer' not found in MAKEDEV.. greping after every cvsup token, do you know major/minor for /dev/beer? mcl, maybe you should file a problem report to the core team. :-) inof, hmm... ;-) mcl: major is 4, minor is 9 errm the bottle reads "alc. 4.0% vol" err 4.9 I think you can't have /dev/brain and /dev/beer at the same time. ;-] token, hm, it's scsi device. ;-( I don't have scsi on Amnesiac. located somewhere on sd0 well, beer works with ide aswell, but it's quite unsatisfactory Sure, real beer is SCSI. Alcohol-free beer is IDE. uh since the ide bandwidth is a bit limited :) so anybody can give me cola numbers? it's better than alcohol-free beer, and it should support ide. Hmm, maybe. But Jolt is SCSI for sure. ;-) inof, I can have /dev/brain and /dev/beer at the same time -- /dev/brain is created with the same numbers as /dev/urandom. ;-) who know how may I turn off my colck on IRCN? turn off your cock? just use a sharp knife. A pentium is like your brain: an very, very old architecture, with a lot of new things on top :-) that doesn't mean your brain is crap :-) as slow as a human brain? ugh, not even a thousand cray-whatevers linked together can match the speed of the human brain (well ofcourse that depends on who's brain) "Too few women on the internet? There are lots of women on the internet, only most of them are naked and in JPG-format." <[CavemaN]> that's kindoff a problem.. i'm part of that admin hmm, still 47 boring mailing list mails in my mailbox * token won't read them now sex-list, xxx-list, sm-list, kinky-list, bondage-list ... ? yeah, and to make the perversion complete, openbsd-tech etc. there was like this nude lady in the office and she totally messed our solaris and ate the manuals etc i was just wondering how she changed the number of file descriptors, that's all but we can always talk about baseball and beer for all i care but we don't care for baseball and beer well how about the nude ladies then Sarayan is a cool nick Bengt: I think so, too does it mean anything, btw? mish: No mish: That's part of what I like in it Microsoft is better than unix !!!! Microsoft is better than unix !!!! Microsoft is better than unix !!!! Microsoft is better than unix !!!! Microsoft is better than unix !!!! Microsoft is better than unix !!!! *** Mode change "+b *!*dddd@*.inet.it" on channel #unix by Jacke *** pc has been kicked off channel #unix by Jacke (sure is! ) i'd like to know his drug dealer must be good stuff! The A-Team? it goes like this: they have a "job", get into trouble, get cornered, in that corner they build a tank and then escape :) the best bit was when they made the tank out of left overs from a broken vacuum cleaner hmmm. How do I recognize from the environment that I'm in a ksh? Phanto: If nothing works like it should ? ;-) *** Weird (shigashi@IS2.Dal.Ca) has joined channel #unix don't msg me, Weird sorry just wanted to ask where the ircnet's homepage is so I can check the min requirements for a link and why exactly you think #unix is the best place to ask? I was actually just looking for an oper that'd be #us-opers or #eu-opers thanks you have to ask several times though to get notices noticed they are awfully busy maybe in bold -- otherwise you won't get an answer mirc colour codes attract much attention too mish: without a partner i have sex for say 10min master: can I call you speed_jerk from now on? *** Bombo (LegaNord@cc-29.brunel.ac.uk) has joined channel #unix Simple question How do you exit vi without saving? Reboot I forgot! :q! switch of the power supply *** Signoff: mcl has quit (EOF From client) *** mcl (mcl@Amnesiac.mtl.pl) has joined channel #unix <-- clueless hmm.. no stupid lamer at all *** token changed mode #unix +o mcl mcl: followed my advise and switched off the power suply to exit from vi without saving ? :-) rhoenie, yeah.. sth like this instead of saying ':!kill -9 -1' on #unix, I typed it into my vi session. "some people's lives channel almost entirely through computers." never had time to leave the machine to see one ;> *** yu- changes topic for #unix to 441 poznan.irc.pl: Females #unix They aren't on that channel I can't wait for the source to netscape to be released then I can see what part of the code eats 25% of my cpu power when netscape is idle Djinh: Yeah, I have been in the army, I'm used to sleep with boys memory is like an orgasm - it's a lot better when you don't have to fake it (s. cray) And the workstation I might have to work with is an IBM R6k @250Mhz, 128MB ram.. not a Sun :'( erik_N: oh nice, it might even run AIX, you lucky boy. :) * token grins evilly It's AIX 4.1.¤ 4 even erik_N: now.. finally a real operating system, not that sun crap. *duck* :) *** #Unix You're not channel operator Gnnnnnh! erik_N: you meant to say, 6003-357 Not channel operator :-) anyone ever set up smtp over uucp? I badly need assistance gethostbyintuition() is still a dream of mine is any have icpm or udp ? What is "WINS" .. ?? pb: Windows Internet Name Service. MicroSoft's proprietary, non-compatible kind of DNS. inof, howcome if u have a normal DNS .. why should one need a WINS .. ? pb, _if_ you have a normal DNS. Why should one need samba if there's normal NFS? Or lpd grotto: cause smb is better :) why should one have "joliet" extensions if there's rockridge? Why should one need Windows if there's UNIX. ;) cause it sounds more female the aral station here is more like a super-market that + incidentially sells gas as well :) anal station? :) yu: ah yes..that's called "full service" :) kidnapped by aliens maybe i thought. or vacation with parents but maye thats the same thing :-) bigbird, what is clarified butter ? :) atrak im totaly useless when it comes to computer stuff altough im a comp sci student :0) I live in an olv viking village about 300m from a viking graveyard..... Occationaly, I dig them up and have sex with them when there is powersurge so I cant use my sun but let's be quiet about that 332 Topic for #unix is on the Net, _somebody_ always knows you're a dog. * Grotto thinks masters brain is inside his penis &-) grotto: well... would be big enough probably hmhmhm :) why is installing linux so damn complicated?? why can't you just run +setup.exe and bingo?!??? in #linux: **Is anyone in here using linux*** I wonder... *** el_Tri (mbravo01@utopia.poly.edu) has joined channel #unix yu, there's something similar to -CURRENT in OpenBSD too - could be one of those flaws that stays alive for 1-2 days. perhaps (which are, obviously, common in all -CURRENT type systems) yeah, i guess hello * bwulf mumbles something about having a -bad feeling about this- bwulf: uho :-) what? hi, el_tri logix, why is everyone so quiet today? we heard you were a linux kernel-hacker, and wanted to ask you wether you would like to contribute some stuff for the next UNIX-release scheduled for september '98 with 57 users online, you'd think this roomwould be alive... el_Tri: no, they are all fake bots logix, kernel-hacker?!? who are you talking to? * yu- goes to read mailing lists mostly bots Attl?? then how many people are here? el_tri: arent you el_tri from the linux kernel-development lists ? el-tri- two or three el-tri- we need to create an illusion of unix being popular, you know, to prevent that 'natural migration to NT' logix, there's another el_tri and he's in the kernel-dev list?!? no way!! hoho.. el_Tri: I think there really are four people here. never mind the AI bots el_tri: hehe, nice one :) but it isnt april 1st anymore logix,I"m going that way,though you'd have to give me a few years more... you got 20 seconds uh... there must be a mistake... where is that list at, anyway? I'd like to go see it... it's classified ah, comeon... what about that fddi-ethernet-bridge code you wrote for one of the last 2.1-kernels ? :) the list is classified?? el_tri, sure, just telnet to wiretap.spies.com, port 666. el_tri, ignore the warnings though. that thing was really cool yes, and you were the one insisting on that, remember el_tri, like 'You are connected to a U.S. Government Computer' el_tri, and silly things like 'All attempts to access and use this system and/or its resources are subject to keystroke monitoring and recording.' asdf i mean, the way your code kinda "outruns" the typical limitations of linux - i really loved reading the source el-tri- anyway how are your horses? Boomer still sick? BBBBA CCBBB CA ] ] you guys asjkfdl AAACBBBBBBAACCCCBBBBBBBBBCC heh, too drunk to hack the hex-codes into the right terminal again as haha, thats el_tri just as we love him :) you guys are mistaken.. no way el_tri, no, irc'ing with your hex numpad won't work - use it for asm only. unless of course you've hacked the real el_tri's account I have no I have no idea what you're talking about.. how the hell are you ircing from his account then? yu: that wouldnt work, remember that eye-scan thing el_tri developped for 100% authentication ? c'mon el_tri, what?! so you didn't write core parts of AIX's scheduler? I have a curious lag... --- Signoff: el_Tri (Leaving) *** el_Tri (mbravo01@utopia.poly.edu) has joined channel #unix i'm bak! I had a curious, suspicious lag... did anyone of you try to nuke me?? ok,lamerz.. i'm gone --- Signoff: el_Tri (Leaving) are there unix hardware gurus? jomppe, we mostly do meditation double-p: but... i wanna change harddiskdrive and nobody knows there how it`s different in dos?